Apr 24

Lessons about Asterix in Belgium

Asterix in Belgium

Image courtesy www.asterix.com

Seniors have been telling me for some time that I need to start sitting my daughter down with a book and regularise the studying time. I took the advice.

Today morning I decided to begin with the fundamentals. So we sit down on the floor and I open up Asterix in Belgium and begin pointing out the characters
Me: This is Asterix
“Astris” Mimi repeats with a hard nod and drool ricocheting off her lower lip
Mimi : “Obayy..lish”…”Eta eta… eta bhu bhu”
Me : Na na not bhu-bhu, this is Dogmatix…bolo dawg-mya-ticks
Mimi : Tiss (she cuts away the troublesome part); “vitalstix” [Cacophon]“nicks” our lessons proceed.

Then I point out the wild boar roast and the barrel of beer. She doesn’t understand beer so I tell her its juice. She looks on at the image and doesn’t seem convinced its juice.

I go over the names again and she repeats each “ix” to the best of her abilities. At the end of the loop pointing to the drink I ask “Eta ki bolo?”
Mimi: Eta eta…eta horlix!

PS: If you don’t get it don’t worry. It took me a whole minute to realise why she’d said that. If even after a minute you don’t get it, come over tomorrow morning and we’ll all sit down and learn from Mimi

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Apr 14

A dangerous objectivity Beyond Garga Chatterjee’s criticism of Bengal politics

Garga Chatterjee in his article in The Hindu (A dangerous connivance dated 6th April 2013) writes on the rise of Muslim fundamentalists’ asserting their political identity in Bengal’s politics. He goes on to ‘blame both sides equally’, saying the Trinamool Congress is overtly sponsoring the fundies and the Left is no less guilty for its silence. And he concludes the two are in a dangerous connivance which goes against the legacy of Bengal’s politics. Events that unfolded over the past few years leave us no ground for disagreeing with his summary of angst against all guilty parties. But one who has kept abreast of political talk in Bengal will know that similar statements have been repeatedly made the Left itself which says Mamata Banerjee is actively setting a dangerous precedent in Bengal and trying to communalise the atmosphere.

Even while we note that Chatterjee does not break new ground for us; since the Left is “equally” guilty we may take its statements to be a petty matter and concede that we have little grounds to disagree with summary of Bengali politics.

However we can add to the points which Chatterjee has chosen to talk about and broaden the grounds of the discussion.

Rise and rise of identity politics

The Constitution and the proceedings of the Constituent Assembly show, the founding fathers recognised the deep divisions existing among the various identities (including those based on class and not just social/linguistic/religious) of India and framed our laws with a spirit of agreement of the various identities to coexist, share power and abide by mutually agreed norms, laws and guidelines; without treading too much on each other’s toes. Some visionaries like Nehru and EMS even ventured to explore the question of the many nations that lived within the Indian nation state.

But instead of following through with the vision, the first 50 years were spent by the ruling Centrists hammering the identities to uniformity. Whether by imposing Hindi, the promotion of Bollywood as the de facto cultural identity, giving preferential treatment to certain regions at the cost of others, or by a host of might-is-right practices, they ensured the agreement stands betrayed and the national question messy and unanswered.

Things became progressively worse. Rioters were given impunity, people who carry out terrorist attacks in the name of identity were never caught or punished, mass murderers became demagogues with ease. Until this day when Indian politics is identified by the trait that anybody with ample money and muscle can get away with anything – from raping women on public transport (and assailing their gender identity), killing couples who love and get married (for disowning their caste/gotra identity), thrashing people who speak a different tongue (linguistic identity), banning books, vandalising art, threatening artists and what not.

Moreover every day the sedentary courts, corrupt legislative and insular executive all work towards discouraging democratic participation leaving, more often than not, violent politics as the only way to assert one’s self and be heard.

Little wonder that today not just the traditionally strong armed bullies of Indian politics, but every other regional party, identity group, caste etc. is taking to assertive identity politics.

For example when the member of a Dalit Party attacked Suhas Palshikar for offending his Dalit sentiments by including a cartoon lampooning Babasheb, progressive sections of the academia were taken aback. Unlike Maratha parties, Dalit parties of Maharashtra do not have much of a history of being bullies. Moreover ironically, the Dalits have themselves traditionally been severe victims of strong armed politics that uses hurt sentiments as a ruse to brutalise offenders. But looking at Jhajjar burnings, Tamil Nadu temple episodes, Khairlanji and others, is it not true that even today powerful castes can get away with the worst of atrocities on those below them? One look at the dismal figures of charges framed under the Atrocities Act will show how these identities have had little mentionable recourse through law and therefore are scrambling to get counted.

Something very similar is true of the victims of Mumbai 1992 and Gujarat 2002. The democratic has repeatedly failed to provide wronged identities with recourse to justice and is progressively forcing them to explore other means.

Even those who are entirely outside the ambit of vote bank politics, the Maoists, have little option but to cater to identities. If in Bihar their cadres are killing each other over Yadav-lower caste lines, in Maharashtra they are taking shelter from seclusion and State fire power in raising a militarist and militant Dalit identity.

In short, mainly due to internal dynamics, identity politics in India is steadily rising.

Why would one expect Bengal to remain unaffected?

Spoils of Divisive Power

Coming more specifically to Bengal, it will be worthwhile to recall two important episodes which were central to the political poriborton that ousted the Left and put the TMC in its place.

Sample this line – “A thousand Hindu residents of Nandigram were praying and Muslims were doing their Namaaz when the attack took place”. Though for this essay the line has been copied from (of all places) a rationalist website, variants of the above will be found populating an array of fact finding reports and blog posts coming from the anti-Left coalition and dealing with the Nandigram land acquisition and firing episode.

The other episode was of the young man called Rizwanur who had killed himself – or was killed – at the rail tracks following a love story gone sour. The chief minister’s and then police chief’s public involvement in the poor ‘Muslim’ boy’s death was a firm nail in the Left’s coffin.

For this essay we do not go into enquiries about the exact details of the two episodes and taking them to be true as stated.

But the obvious question is, what was the need to mention their religion? Villagers, fired upon and killed by a brutal government out to take their lands by force, is outrageous by itself. Where is the need for us to know their religion or whether they were praying or offering namaaz? If a boy of modest means has fallen in love with a rich girl and their love story’s been lethally soured by an unsure girl, a heavy handed father and a for-hire police force, is there any need to know his religion to feel sad for him?

Though the Sachar committee report does not single out the Left in failing to uplift Muslims, but its release came at a time that was just right for the opposition. It robbed the Left of any credit it may have shored up as despite having a sizeable Muslim population it was able to run a riot free state for over three decades and thus not allowing for severe religious polarisation as was seen following the 1992 Mumbai riots and 2002 Gujarat riots. Or for that matter introducing English, bringing computer education to and modernising madrassas unlike anywhere in India and bringing them under regulatory authority and thereby stemming them from becoming seminaries of hate. The report and the manner in which it was reported ensured that Idris Ali and a host of other Muslim leaders belonging to the anti-Left coalition and agitated effectively against the Left.

During the pre-election time not just the Muslims, other identities too demanded their pound of flesh. The Hindu supremacist BJP has made some inroads – partly owing to the sheer chaos that is Bengal politics but partly because hate and exclusivity of one sort breeds it of every other sort. Bimal Gurung became the knight in shining armour for the Nepali nation in the Darjeeling hills, a myriad other groups sprung everywhere extending from the Dooars foothills below it to tribal belts in the South. Even fringe loonies of Bengal politics like the Amra Bangali chauvinists got space in the anti-Left jamboree.

Fact is, from ‘Gandhian’ Medha Patkar, to ‘radical left’ Naxalite on to Right wingers, the power of identity politics weren’t unknown to the people who had converged to oust the Left. Clichéd as it may be, divide and rule works superbly and it didn’t fail this time either and the Left lost.

Even though the Left Front won for seven straight tenures without making appeals to caste or religion, the tide of identity politics and religious polarisation swamped it.

In Delhi too, the secular third front, torpedoed by the regional parties, kept failing and took the Left down with it.

For obvious reasons the Left is, as of today, apprehensive.

The Class Identity

We cannot understand the problems of extreme identity politics if we look at West Bengal and Bangladesh in isolation of our world order. Thanks to the US-NATO led global wars, persecution of the Muslim nations is a reality all around us. Even if those who use that as the fertile ground for breeding Islamist hate politics are a dishonest lot, it is an honest fact that the Muslim identity is under attack the world over and just being Muslim is often enough to invite unforeseen persecution.

When looking back for answers about who started the trouble, will we only blame the children who went to madrassas and learnt the hate by rote or will we also point fingers at the liberals who got busy building the neo-liberal world order leaving the natives and their children to fester in impoverishment? Will we ignore the stark reality that poverty is a direct precursor to identity base polarisation?

Sadly there is a section of the Indian educated classes who place their loyalties unquestioningly at the altar of the superrich and dissociate themselves from, and at times even despise, the humdrum masses. Now the mike of mass media is firmly in these hands and a good amount of polarisation emanates from it. We could ask why they choose to paint and propagate the extremes. We could also suspect their intentions and conclude that by pitting the extremes we are kept distracted so their crony masters can work in peace. A quick test would be to measure how much print space and TV time was allocated in the past two years to news about religious terrorism and how much was given to exploring the role of corporates in scams, land and resource grabbing by private companies.

Also a good number of the educated classes, not just Indian but also Bangladeshi, take the first flight out their wretched lands. Away from harsh realities and the dirt of the ground, surrounded by a life of opulence and peace they earn money and form ideas about how their native countries should ideally be run. Some of them choose sides and send back money and ideas. As the history of US dollars funding Hindu hate and Saudi petro dollars funding Muslim hate proves, attempts by such people to mould their native lands according to fancies, divorced of the subjectivity of ground realities, leads to disastrous results.

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Apr 13

Unrequited: The open e-book

Long before the book was complete and the stories finished, I had decided I would make Unrequited non-DRM.

No strike that out. Let me rephrase.

I did not decide to make it non-DRM. It was born that way. For things like books, songs, cinema and other works of art, being non-DRM is the natural state. Just as scientific discoveries, medicines, theories and so on are born open to all and should remain accessible to people if they are to attain full growth. Nothing blooms in prisons. My book is no exception.

The obvious question was would such a decision affect my revenues?

Before I begin writing about the money part I would like to disarm mocking critics by declaring that, yes I fully well know my book is no big deal and it may not even end up selling copies worth counting. So maybe I shouldn’t even be talking about “revenues”. (See elaborate postscript for more)

But then again maybe I should. May be I should shameless and admit that I dream of someday becoming a very good writer and eloquent artistic thinker whose writing people love to read and engage with. I love to dream about how one day I will write a magnum opus of an e-book. Now, if that does happen and if the controls remain in my hand, it will still be non-DRM.

Like the countless street performers across the world I will perform to the best of my abilities and put my cap out hoping a few coins will fall into it. I won’t have cues manned by guards to make sure they pay up and will have nothing but hope, that men and women out there who enjoyed my performance will respect my work and pay me something.

Street performers are an unfed lot I know. But that’s not the fault of their fans, their readers, their audience. The food the clothes the shelter, all the essential things people need to live – including books, cinema et al – of both the performer and his audience are locked up in a vile insane place called the market. A place that compels us to buy and sell everything around us or else it’ll starve us to death. It makes buying and selling the only option.

And it’s the pimps of the market place who have robbed us of all that is needed to live decently and grow.

Till I have the strength, and as of now I have enough, I will throw a punch at the so called order of the world. Letting Unrequited remain non-DRM is one such jab – even if a feeble one.

As long as I have my way, my readers will not be termed pirates and I will not be a landlord chasing them for revenues.

Postscript to mockers –

When I was barely five, I had left home one day when my parents were having lunch and the front door was open to hunt a tiger. Back then we lived in a forested part of Orissa and there were wild animals not so far from our home. I was armed with a three feet iron rod, one that someone had left near a construction site next to our home. I had only read and been told stories from books about tigers and Mowgli and adventures and based on nothing but a bunch of kids tales I had walked off a good distance out of the safe confines of our township and the alacrity of some road workers had saved me.

So yes I have a history of dreaming big. Shamelessly big. And I have good reason to believe I’m incurable. So dear mockers, get over it.

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Apr 08

The Thatcher Obit in Hip Hop

Too bad we couldn’ catch ‘er
And then nicely thrash her
Now she’s dead and giving us the finger
O that Margaret Thatcher

There Is No Alternative
Yeah she shoved that down our throats
Helped out by that Gorbachev pig who promptly burnt our boats
Trickle down is all you’ll drink- for that’s what is kosher
She’s laughin’ at us from across the grave
O that Margaret Thatcher

And now we’re in a mess
Our food and homes are all gambled
And the Emperor is undressed
She may be dead her ism’ll get ya- sooner or later
Witches die their witchcraft lives
O that Margaret Thatcher

PS: Don’t be fooled by my impromtou merry rhyming verse. Her death saddens me deeply. Especially the fact that its a natural one. Oh about the verse – well you could try it with a marching beat or a simple calypso one depending upon your degree of pacifism

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Apr 06

Dear Elders

DEAR ELDERS

Perhaps you do know it all
The good from the bad–
The pragmatic from the futile
Perhaps you know the truth of every person that matters
And were around when everything that matters happened
Perhaps you’ve seen it all
And the world holds no secrets
Perhaps my earnest is a mere bright flash -
That’ll fizzle out in time leaving the darkness undented

Perhaps the world will always be at war
And love doesn’t go beyond the skin
Perhaps good men don’t exist
And women are nothing but cheats
Perhaps I’ve had it very easy in life
And am just a thankless loafer
Perhaps I need a haircut and a job
Untangle my ideals and slog the dreams away
And burn my poets and bury the philosophy

Perhaps I should stick to my job -
And stop showing off–
For heroes don’t exist and people don’t care
Perhaps I can never change the world
That doves don’t fly and the dawn isn’t red
And my slogan’s a fancy joke my banner a make believe
Perhaps freedom died on the gallows of yore
With heaven-less world lying dead on a busy streets
And all we have is a world going to hell

But perhaps dear elder, on another thought
You’re just a liar or grown too old

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Apr 01

Those Vendors of Snacks

Migrant panipuri vendor

Narsingh Jadhav. Drought affected migrant

Carried in The Hindu’s Sunday Mag 31st May 2013 | Page 1 & Page 4

Unless I’ve sat through the night, 5.00 a.m. isn’t an hour I’m used to seeing. But, unlike me, 23-year-old Ajay sees it every day. And if I have to watch him fry thepuris, he told me, I’d have to join him at that hour.

“What keeps you from doing the frying a little later?” I ask. “I have to go to the [wholesale] market na, sir? Leaf plates, potatoes, coriander, tamarind and all themasala. By the time I come back it’s 2.00 p.m. and I have to be at the stall by 4.00 p.m.”

A smile flickers at the edge of his gutka-stained lips  one that laid bare my educated inability to comprehend the simple complexities of being a panipuri-wallah.

The panipuri, served by vendors from a setup that gives the word ‘utilitarian’ a run for its money, is not complicated. This ubiquitous fast food is, in every sense, a material manifestation of the elusive philosophy of “simple joy”. What can possibly be complicated about panipuri? As for the vendors and their lives, what can even be noticeable about them?

But in 2011 they did get noticed — by prime time news no less. Maharashtra Navnirman Sena’s activists thrashed panipuri vendors in Mumbai and Pune. Some even smiled for the camera while doing so. The cause for the eruption of this round of anger was said to be a video that showed a panipuri vendor taking a bladder break into the vessel used to mix the pani for the puris. Read the rest of this entry »

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Mar 20

Arvind Kejriwal refusing bail against defamation suit

Arvind Kejriwal refusing bail is a good precedent. This rising defamation fetishism needs to end.

I’m reminded of an incident in front of MIT college in Pune during my 2nd yr of engineering. We SFI people had led a morcha against money being taken by MIT college for admission – revealed in what was 1 of the first sting operations of my life. If I remember correctly, the TMA Pai vs State of Karnataka case was being heard in the SC at that time. So the police had warned us that we shouldn’t refer to it else it would be contempt of court.

Of course it was only a ruse to water down our protest since the education barons were given a serious run for their money by SFI Maharashtra under Maharudra Dake the secretary back then.

Standing outside in pouring rain we were completely drenched but the education baron sitting inside wouldn’t meet our delegation. Patience was running seriously low and irritation building up.

One of our Marathwada leaders was in town that day and he went up to address the gathering. He started with some serious restraint – which quite honestly is not something they are known for :) Three or four lines into his address he takes a pause – nostrils swell breathes in exasperation, looks at the decorated ACP standing by and says – ata contempt of court honar ahey polisanni nond ghyavi (dear policemen, I’m going to be in contempt of court, please take notes). Soon to rousing cheers he said “We don’t care what judgement comes, if the children of those who build these colleges with their labour don’t get to become engineers we will do everything in our might tao reduce them to rubble”

Needless to say we broke the police cordon soon after while education baron escaped from the backdoor. Yours truly got a bruised lip and mangled specs – a regular medal for the frontline brigade (members included myself, Lata Shep & a few others who aren’t on FB). Dake got some seriously harsh manhandling and everybody got a generous sprinkling of canes. Four odd prison vans took us to Deccan police parade ground where we sat shivering in drenched clothes, cracking our stupid jokes and fighting over morsels of vada-paav.

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Mar 18

Congress and Social Media : The 100 Crore Question

During its Jaipur Chintan Shivir, the Congress made headlines about investing Rs 100 crore in social media. The idea was to turn the usually hostile facebook users and Twitterati more Congress-friendly. And the usual talking heads, Kapil Sibal and Digvijay Singh were reported to be the main proponents of this investment.

Unlike most prime-time experts and generalist anchors who’ve refrained from sticking their necks out postulating as to how such a foray may fare, we could be a bit braver and examine the case. Read the rest of this entry »

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Mar 17

Nothing’s Wrong With the World Other Than Cpaitlaism

Every single day of my life convinces me, there’s nothing wrong with this world other than capitalism.

10 women from the household workers’ union came for a small meeting and depositing their money in the self help group. We calculated savings etc and saw that if they could give Rs 500 a month then the savings at the end of 5 years would add up to something worthwhile. But it was a pointless speculation since there was no way a domestic worker can give that much a month. In fact anything beyond Rs 200 was irrational.

The irony was, just before we sat down for the meeting, one of the women wiped the parking floor with a piece of paper that was lying around. It was a flyer that advertised a pizza outlet in our area. The menu prices started from Rs 200.

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Mar 13

Thoughts of The Night: Tassels of Dreams

I dream
Of that which my days forbid me
Feet on ground I reach for the skies
Pluck the moon from between stars
Will I?
The wind rustles worried
The clouds rush in -
Covering her
I smile
Naïve, I mock them
And then,
I play with the tassels of light
Until the time for sleep

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